A new study has revealed that 98 percent of children under the age of 10 are sociopaths. This explains so much.
Despite the overwhelming evidence presented in the study, its
findings have been met with heavy criticism from people who associate
with children on a regular basis.
Batavia, NY resident and 38-year-old mother Mary Corcoran echoed the
sentiments of many other adults who refuse to believe they are sharing
their homes with merciless predators.
"Not my Jimmy. Just this morning, he told me I was the best mommy in
the whole world," Corcoran said of her son, 5. "In fact, he's been such
a sweet little boy this month that Santa just may bring him everything
he asks for."
Yes, I know this is from The Onion. But some days it feels like it's true, dammit!