For the love of God, someone make it stop!! If they procreate, I'm going to become violently and copiously sick. Um, and is it just me, or does Katie have man hands?
If you haven't seen it yet, you have to check out Dane Cook's impression of Tom Cruise on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Brilliant.
UPDATE: Tom Cruise gets squirted in the face with a fake microphone at the London premiere of War of the Worlds.
After an uncomfortable silence the joker went to walk away, but Cruise said: "Don't run away. That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an interview and you do that."
Cruise then said forcibly: "You're a jerk . . . jerk . . . you're a jerk."
Good comeback, Tom. This has totally made my day. Too bad they didn't get Katie, too.
UPDATE 2: This is the last one, I swear. Pop Culture Junkies compares Katie's relationship with Tom Cruise to the abduction of Patty Hearst.
Mom. Dad. I'm OK. I'm with Tom and his security team is armed with automatic weapons. And these Scientologists aren't just a bunch of nuts. No, they're evolved clams. They've been really honest with me but they're perfectly willing to let Brooke Shields die for what they're doing.
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2005/06/the_devil_and_m.html
Posted by: Leslie | June 20, 2005 at 09:23 AM
Gallery of the Absurd rocks!
Posted by: Megg | June 20, 2005 at 09:41 AM
anybody see dane cook kill jimmy kimmel?
http://tinyurl.com/bpgjl
Posted by: doobie | July 15, 2005 at 12:15 AM