Okay, so I read this story to my class about a prince who was sad because he was all alone. I asked the kids to draw a picture showing how they would cheer the prince up. As I walked around the room checking their work, I saw that one of my boys had drawn a picture of the prince...dead.
Me: "Um, what happened to the prince? Why is he dead? You were supposed to cheer him up!"
Zach: "He's not dead. I turned him into a zombie!!!"
Me: "Okay, first of all, technically he would have to be dead in order to become a zombie. Second of all, you were supposed to cheer him up, not turn him into a zombie! Do you think the prince really wants to be a zombie?"
Zach: "Zombie starts with Z!"
Me: :sigh: