
Sheitan (2006): If I've learned anything from European horror movies, it's this: Stay the HELL away from the countryside!! Avoid it like the plague, especially if you are in France. The characters in this movie are beyond dumb. I don't understand why they decided it would be a good idea to stay in a creepy old house belonging to weirdos that they don't even know on Christmas eve. Why didn't they run as fast as their legs would carry them once they had seen those creepy rooms full of dolls? Why didn't they ever ask about the mysterious pregnant wife who never came out of her room? Why weren't they bothered by the signs of incest and bestiality? And why did I watch this whole movie? Because I thought it would be a redneck version of Rosemary's Baby featuring Vincent Cassel in drag. 2 Stars!
In the Heat of the Night (1967): I loved this movie! Sydney Poitier has the best "bitch, please" face. 4 Stars!
Burlesque (2010): I hate myself for liking this movie as much as I did. It has Cher, people. CHER! It also has Alan Cumming (wasted in this movie though) and Stanley Tucci. If you don't watch it with too many expectations, it's actually a fun, little musical. Is it Oscar worthy? Hell, no. But it has some catchy tunes and, like I said earlier, it has CHER! 3 Stars!
Cache (2005): This is a strange French movie featuring a man who is being sent strange video tapes and strange sketches by some unknown stranger. Strange. If you've seen it, I'm dying to know what you thought about the ending and who you think really sent the tapes. 4 Stars!
Hard Core Logo (1996): OMG, this move is hilarious! It's a mockumentary about a Canadian punk band called Hard Core Logo that has reunited to do one final disastrous tour. Not as good as Spinal Tap, but it features some great one-liners. 3 1/2 Stars!