Did you know there's such a thing as chessboxing? That's freaking awesome!
"Fighting is done in the ring and wars are waged on the board."
The rules of the game are simple. Checkmates or knock-outs result in instant victory. Fighters also triumph if the boxing match is stopped by the referee, or if their opponent times-out at the chess board.
Who Ate All the Pies has a video of Paul Diogo when he lost his finger after his wedding ring got caught on a metal barrier. To make matters worse, he received a yellow card for excessive celebration as a result of it. That's just wrong.
And what's up with Rio's hair? He looks like SideShow Bob from The Simpsons.