Quiddity

More freaky Tommy

                  

• Tom Cruise explains Scientology:  It's the coolest cult since Kabbalah!
• Alton Brown hates Tom Cruise, too!  Good Eats is the best thing on the Food Network.
• Tom Cruise: In the News
• Tom Cruise advises David Beckham & Posh Spice to talk about their marriage on Oprah (don't do it, Becks).  Speaking of David Beckham, Sir Ian McKellen apparently has the hots for him.
• Tom Cruise gives Dakota Fanning a cell phone.  Um...that's a little disturbing.
• Katie's Creepy 'Vanilla Sky' Connection

Oh, Tom.  At least I can always rely on you whenever I'm in a blogging slump.

   

Tom Cruise Catchup

             

• Tom Cruise Gets Wet--It sucks being Tom Cruise.
• See Tom Run--Watch Tom Cruise's best movie sprints.
• Save Dakota Fanning--It's a weblog devoted to saving Fanning from Tom Cruise.  Cuz you know she's probably next on his list once his contract with Katie is up.
• Tom Cruise loves his leather
• Brooke Shields makes Tom Cruise her bitch...again.
• Tom Cruise is Nuts--Well, duh.
• Tom Cruise's Answering Machine--Someone needs to save Beck.  Seriously.
• Katie Holmes gets a new 'best friend'.  Um, this interview is just creepy.  It's too late to save Katie.  She's gone.
• OMG, they've gotten to Felicity!  What if they convert J.J. Abrams to Scientology and he uses Lost and Alias to spread their evil agenda!?

Tommy can you hear me?

                           

You know things are bad, Tom, when even Rosie O'Donnell is talking smack about you.   She expressed herself through haiku.

after watching tom on o
and then everywhere else
in the free world
i think i may need to up my meds

shout out to brooke
stand tall girl
u saved a lot of women
by telling ur truth

my tommy needs to breathe
“heart humor and humility
will lighten up your heavy load”
said joni mitchell

I think you need to up your meds, too.  Check out her Tom Cruise collages.

In another interview, Tom Cruise admits that he believes in aliens.

In an interview with the tabloid daily Bild if he believed in aliens, Cruise said: "Yes, of course. Are you really so arrogant as to believe we are alone in this universe?"

The Cruise knows everything about the wonders of the universe.  Don't doubt The Cruise.  The Cruise also knows how to cure all kinds of illnesses.  Here are some other things that The Cruise knows more than you and the APA (via Dynagirl).  All hail The Cruise!

"Dave, Dave, Dave!  I can't believe that you believe in the "science" of heart surgery!  There is no such thing as "blockage of arteries" or "cardiac events"!  Here's the real truth - you don't have a heart.  No one does."

Other weird Tom Cruise news:

• Tom Cruise believes in rebirth!
• Tom Cruise finds sex "confusing".  Gee, I wonder why.
• Aussie newsman who ticked off Tom Cruise is a friend of Nicole's.