Tommy can you hear me?

                           

You know things are bad, Tom, when even Rosie O'Donnell is talking smack about you.   She expressed herself through haiku.

after watching tom on o
and then everywhere else
in the free world
i think i may need to up my meds

shout out to brooke
stand tall girl
u saved a lot of women
by telling ur truth

my tommy needs to breathe
“heart humor and humility
will lighten up your heavy load”
said joni mitchell

I think you need to up your meds, too.  Check out her Tom Cruise collages.

In another interview, Tom Cruise admits that he believes in aliens.

In an interview with the tabloid daily Bild if he believed in aliens, Cruise said: "Yes, of course. Are you really so arrogant as to believe we are alone in this universe?"

The Cruise knows everything about the wonders of the universe.  Don't doubt The Cruise.  The Cruise also knows how to cure all kinds of illnesses.  Here are some other things that The Cruise knows more than you and the APA (via Dynagirl).  All hail The Cruise!

"Dave, Dave, Dave!  I can't believe that you believe in the "science" of heart surgery!  There is no such thing as "blockage of arteries" or "cardiac events"!  Here's the real truth - you don't have a heart.  No one does."

Other weird Tom Cruise news:

• Tom Cruise believes in rebirth!
• Tom Cruise finds sex "confusing".  Gee, I wonder why.
• Aussie newsman who ticked off Tom Cruise is a friend of Nicole's.

Comments

[Leslie]

I can't believe I haven't stumbled across a blog dedicated to Cruises' craziness. If you find one let me know. I'd like to see a timeline of the downward spiral as well.

[william]

just when i thought tom couldn't get any loonier..i especially loved this line:

"...The first time I flew my heterosexual girlfriend Penelope Cruz crapped her pants."

aside from the lunacy of flying, who calls someone there "heterosexual girlfriend" ?? as opposed to what? your lesbian girlfriend?!

[Natalie]

Maybe all his previous girlfriends left him, deciding they were lesbians. What I'M wondering is, why is he calling his girlfriend Penelope Cruz? Does he mean the actress by that name? Or someone else who just happens to have that name? And if he's talking about the actress Penelope Cruz, I'm wondering, are celebirites like her really EQUIPPED to crap (in their pants or otherwise)?

[law of attraction community]

I find your blog so interesting.

Thanks!